Topic: uncyclopedia THIS IS awsome !!!!! read !!!!!!
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/France
just read it 
( specially the bits of thier military tactics) was laughing so much :D and if u get time serch adolf hilter as well
1 Posted by covenant 22-01-2007 16:14:06
Skip to post content2 Posted by liquidat0r 22-01-2007 16:37:57
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French contributions to the World:
White flags
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lol
3 Posted by victor.uk. 22-01-2007 16:41:24
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liquidat0r wrote:
French contributions to the World:
White flags
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lol
lol i think the french have never won a war only been defeated
4 Posted by covenant 22-01-2007 16:50:20
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"during ww1 the only reason they didnt surrender was beacause of the great white flag shortage of 1914, and they didnt have time to surrender before the british intervened"
Most used sentence: "I give up, don't hurt me."
Life Expectancy: Dependent on ability to evade gendarmes, power stations and Germans
Language: Usually the language that is spoken by the invading country. and/or le "racaille", an underbreed of french without all the stupid grammar. Reports have been made of "real" french still being spoken in some isolated rich neighboorhoods of Paris. The French have no word for Victory, but 6-10 for surrender.
5 Posted by [FIN]Damien 23-01-2007 02:20:19
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covenant wrote:
"during ww1 the only reason they didnt surrender was beacause of the great white flag shortage of 1914, and they didnt have time to surrender before the british intervened"
Most used sentence: "I give up, don't hurt me."
Life Expectancy: Dependent on ability to evade gendarmes, power stations and Germans
Language: Usually the language that is spoken by the invading country. and/or le "racaille", an underbreed of french without all the stupid grammar. Reports have been made of "real" french still being spoken in some isolated rich neighboorhoods of Paris. The French have no word for Victory, but 6-10 for surrender.
lolz 2 much text...
Yeah that was pretty funny!
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6 Posted by covenant 23-01-2007 09:06:23
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7 Posted by Il_Postino_Pat 23-01-2007 14:08:10
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the french kick some ass in the crap crusades but not much else
8 Posted by [FIN]Damien 23-01-2007 14:53:19
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they suck...
9 Posted by covenant 23-01-2007 15:28:08
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*nods*
10 Posted by covenant 23-01-2007 15:32:37
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National Military Tactic: The first thing that the armies tell them, 'We Surrender' in 649 languages. Those who fail to learn these are shot with freedom snails.
11 Posted by [FIN]Damien 24-01-2007 02:05:08
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My opinion is that they really need it...
12 Posted by CrashMctavish 30-01-2007 04:04:47
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i was looking at the USA page from this site,
"The Union of Stupid Aristocrats was founded by a gaylord called George Washington in 1577 after he was blown off course by Hurricane (insert your mom's name here) while finding Nemo. He never did.". Seriously lol.
13 Posted by covenant 30-01-2007 08:55:42
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i love tht site if u get a moment search adolf hitler
14 Posted by CrashMctavish 30-01-2007 08:57:02
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adolf "chuckles" hitler .....lol
15 Posted by covenant 30-01-2007 13:52:51
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had sexy legs
16 Posted by covenant 30-01-2007 14:47:36
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An American citizen managed to get out of his armchair on only his fifth attempt. [ AMERICAN INVENTIONS]
They invented "friendly fire".
They invented "consistently inconsistent".
They invented "obesity".
They invented "the eating Olympics".
They invented "collateral damage".
They invented "shit happens"
They invented "shit happens too often"
They invented "when shit happens you go and get some nukes"
They invented "the deep throat"
They invented "bend down and grease over"
They invented "porn"
17 Posted by [FIN]Damien 31-01-2007 03:08:14
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hmm lolz