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- From: Bomley, Kent, UK
- Registered: 31-07-2006
Topic: 25 Most Ridiculous Critical Thinking Thoughts
1-If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
2-Why don't Vampires chase Jews or Arabs-- somebody who WONT be carrying a cross?
3-Why do they call it "common sense" when it's so rare?
4-Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
5-If Pro is the opposite of Con, is Progress the opposite of Congress?
6-If electricity comes from electrons does it mean morality comes from morons?
7-Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
8-If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
9-What's the speed of Dark?
10-Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
11-If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?
12-If winners never quit and quitters never win, explain "Quit while your ahead"
13-If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?
14-What happens if your'e scared half to death twice?
15-If a black box is indestructable, why aren't planes built of the same stuff?
16-If Jesus was a Jew, why does he have a Mexican name?
17-If Toys'R'Us sells toys, does Kids'R'Us sell kids?
18-There are 3 kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
19-Why do we Park in a Driveway and Drive on a Parkway?
20-Do sheep get static cling when they rub up against each other?
21-Knowledge is power, and power corrupts, so go to school and be evil
22-Why is getting beat up and getting beat down the same thing?
23-If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
24-True or False: This statement is false
25-Why do drive up ATM's have brail? (bilnd ppl DON'T drive)
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- From: Liverpool
- Registered: 06-09-2006
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I have some pointless thoughts:
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who dont!
Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Mormons believeing in the scripture of Moroni, so why aren't they called Morons?
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- From: London
- Registered: 15-08-2006
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Il_Postino_Pat wrote:Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
u no wot im pretty sure they didmnt they just wore japanese doo-rags
no helmets involved 
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- From: in a recorection center
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the japanees were brave dnt diss em they won in the vitnam war 
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well i got a 4 in english sats so ppl up here think tht n e way so the jokes on u wait did i call myself dumb mygod i am a moran BUt i own u all on games muwhahahahahaha 
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- From: Cwmbran
- Registered: 30-08-2006
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viet cong i no mat pointed tht out 2 me
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lol u found it then alex LOLZ
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- From: THE FUCKING MOON
- Registered: 25-08-2006
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i love this post
PRETTY FUCKING PRO AT EVERYTHING
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- From: Wake Island
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I almost forget quite how thick Bob was lol!
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IcyColdKidd wrote:I almost forget quite how thick Bob was lol!
heh lol
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scottykai-92 wrote:the japanees were brave dnt diss em they won in the vitnam war
GREATEST QUOTE EVAAAAAAA
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LOL
liquidat0r wrote:9-What's the speed of Dark?
same as the speed of light, about 300 000 km/s
Don't smoke so seriously!
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- Registered: 26-08-2006
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Full Throttle wrote:LOL
liquidat0r wrote:9-What's the speed of Dark?
same as the speed of light, about 300 000 km/s
you could say darkness doesn't exist, its only what our brain and eyes "see" due to a lack of light.
So you could say it doesn't have a speed
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teek22 wrote:Full Throttle wrote:LOL
liquidat0r wrote:9-What's the speed of Dark?
same as the speed of light, about 300 000 km/s
you could say darkness doesn't exist, its only what our brain and eyes "see" due to a lack of light.
So you could say it doesn't have a speed
So you are saying that lack of light doesn't exist?
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NooBesT wrote:teek22 wrote:Full Throttle wrote:LOL
same as the speed of light, about 300 000 km/s
you could say darkness doesn't exist, its only what our brain and eyes "see" due to a lack of light.
So you could say it doesn't have a speed
So you are saying that lack of light doesn't exist?
no darkness is there due to lack of light.
So you could say darkness doesn't have a source, but rather it caused by a lack of something else, light...
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teek22 wrote:NooBesT wrote:teek22 wrote:you could say darkness doesn't exist, its only what our brain and eyes "see" due to a lack of light.
So you could say it doesn't have a speed
So you are saying that lack of light doesn't exist?
no darkness is there due to lack of light.
So you could say darkness doesn't have a source, but rather it caused by a lack of something else, light...
But you could say that light is lack of darkness...
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NooBesT wrote:teek22 wrote:NooBesT wrote:So you are saying that lack of light doesn't exist?
no darkness is there due to lack of light.
So you could say darkness doesn't have a source, but rather it caused by a lack of something else, light...
But you could say that light is lack of darkness...
NO! You could not!
Light is electromagnetic radiation. Darkness is lack of it ^^
Last edited by Full Throttle (24-02-2008 08:57:58)
Don't smoke so seriously!
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- Mike
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Noobest try and stop being philosophical because you couldn't fail more.
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
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I'm certain that I'm right therefore I'm right. Though on the otherhand who knows if I even exist.
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NooBesT wrote:I'm certain that I'm right therefore I'm right. Though on the otherhand who knows if I even exist.
no you fucking arent you stupid idiot.
You can not create darkness!!!
you can't say light is a lack of darkness, because to have a lack of it you need to be able to create and then alter how much of it you have.
Where as you can create light, and then reduce it and have a lack of it and then have darkness.
you are wrong.
face it you stupid cunt.
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