I was having an innocent game of team fortress 2 with some of my friends on 2fort (yes, ugh) and I happened to be on a roll, dominating almost anyone I came across. This fact was enhanced because one of the morons I was dominating decided to call hax; hilarity ensued.

chat log:

Harold O'Connell :  i knew it
Generalismo :  what?
Harold O'Connell :  now you got nothing more to back up
JT :  I KNEW IT
(TEAM) Vergilio [S.H.I.E.L.D]1€ ≠  :  lol
Harold O'Connell :  so however you do this
Harold O'Connell :  i'l always know you're a cheater
Kristian :  o_O
Generalismo :  cry some more
(TEAM) Vergilio [S.H.I.E.L.D]1€ ≠  :  they have many sentrys
Harold O'Connell :  AHA !
Kristian has earned the achievement Pilot Light
Generalismo : 
Harold O'Connell :  the thing that always cheaters say
Generalismo :  more
Harold O'Connell :  because no one respected them before they started using cheats
Generalismo :  brb, gonna turn on fraps
Generalismo :  gotta record this idiot ranting
Harold O'Connell :  So basicly you where just a lonely child...
(TEAM) Nebhead :  LOL THANKS

That's only a small section of the incoherent ramblings of the chromosome-deficient 12 year old.

Anyone care to share their hilarious "hax" moments?